It's like a waiting at the starting block

yup, it's broke. Do you have the receipt

You can now have virtual sex, the way every 15yo boy wants it

I don't even know what to say. I always thought this product (Fleshlight) was a little repulsive to begin with but this just puts it over the top. Here's a quote;

"Technology and sex have always been intertwined. Many of humanity's biggest technological advances — from photography to the telephone to motion pictures to Google Glass most recently — have been quickly repurposed to provide people, usually adult men, with avenues for sexual arousal and release. This week, Apple's iPad belatedly joined that list with the Fleshlight Launchpad. The product is an iPad case with a holster that grips a separate penetrative sex toy called the Fleshlight. The Launchpad only works with older full-sized iPad models (iPad 2 through fourth generation), and includes "rugged handgrips on either side."

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